Mmm, that's funny
impossiblesoulbysufjanstevens:

Vegans schooled by Big-Tity Honker’s

queen-of-love-and-beauty:

"I don’t wear makeup so I don’t have to waste like an hour in front of the mirror every morning hahahaha"

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"open books not legs"

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"why have tequila shots when you can have tea?"

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"As always, late with Starbucks"

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"modest is hottest"

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"I’m not like those girls”

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dirtyberd:

robably:

walking to the toilet after he nuts inside you

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I hate this website

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crustypork:

when you’re hungry and your friends won’t share their food with you

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cringing:

tHIS IS MY FAVE POS T
timidbabie:

littletootsierollaliengirl:

These little fruits are holding him down

free him

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queenidinamenzel:

I have never related so much to a Domino’s ad before.
thisshitfunny:

madredenutrias:

Wait. … wait…

don’t do that stop doing that