Mmm, that's funny
hkirkh:

godotal:

broken body

"I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep."
betterthankanyebitch:

if yall don’t stop…

klartie:

"we’re having mcdonalds for dinner"

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"i made cookies"

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"i did your laundry for you" 

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"we’re going out you’ll be home alone for a few hours" 

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elicrotch:

v0ciferation:

checks grades

*bastille voice* how am i gonna be an optimist about this

well if you close your eyes

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cerulean-warbler:

When you successfully fill out the captcha 

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nevermorethoughts:

How I view my Tumblr audience: image

How it actually is: image

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feathor:

when your friend cusses in front of your parents

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(Source: orcas)

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